The Moloke Bar

My first intention was to write about the microwave-refrigerator-effect or the torch-that-vacuums-darkness-principle. Also ‘Poopsie, the little hamster’, a story inspired by Mario, was something I thought about, but then I remembered that my team members might not be too happy about those topics and I decided to choose a more conservative one.

Last English lesson we were asked what we would like to do or maybe dream about instead of developing software. That question reminds me of an idea I discussed with my cousin long time ago.

He owns an old and already closed discotheque and we fantasized to make a milk-bar out of it, called “Moloke”. Two things for all who haven’t seen the movie Clockwork Orange:

1. you should go watch it
   
2. is Moloke a synonym for milk there
   

So the basic idea is to open a bar where you can get all kinds of non-alcoholic drinks based on milk to provide one of the rare places you can go to without meeting drunken and violent people.

• So we offer
  
• Milk (hot/cold/with honey/sugared/soy/without lactose/…)
  
• Flavoured Milk
  
• Milkshakes
  
• Yoghurts
  
• Ice cream
  
• Cacao/Chocolate drinks (brown, black, white, flavoured)
  
• …

We know this is not enough and would not be the "mega-seller", but we plan also some other things to make people talk about our bar. The security guards will have to wear a pink dresses, there will be a synthetic cow you can milk by yourself (each udder has another flavour) and of course our fabulous waiters and waitresses. Sexy dressed they will serve you whatever you want and with a little luck you may see even me dressed in really tight clothes serving drinks….
Furthermore you can rent the bar for a whole evening. In that case we also could organize a “milk-wrestling” or “wet-milkshirt”-contests for you (with women or also men). Isn’t that great?

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Now - one coffee later - I know that it isn’t great, moreover it is disgusting. Maybe this business idea would be more successful in Japan or China if they wouldn’t be so intolerant against lactose there...
Nevertheless I still like the idea in general.

So what’s your opinion on that bar or what would you do not related to IT-business? Opening an refrigerator-shop in the Sahara? Become a chilli-farmer in Mexico, or maybe a taxi driver in Barcelona? Catching sandworms in Hawaii or hunting Nessie at Loch Ness?
Ohhh, so many things to do…